Sardar

Sardarjee to Sunita: I want to marry you
Sunita: But I am one year elder to you.
Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

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Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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SARDAR- yaar maineapni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2ND- Gold ring de de
1ST- koi badi cheez bata
2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .

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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
andone is blue with red spots!

2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.

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SARDAR AAJ MAINEPAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se nahaliya.